Tracks 1 to 11 are listed on the back cover
Track 13 is the music video version
Called "Schmelnicks" on the cover, "Melniks Schmelnicks" on the spine and in the booklet
The only text on the disc is "The Melniks", no album title
Text from booklet:
THE SMASH GLOBAL NETWORK
In Association With
SHOCK RECORDS present
A Jeffrey Graham Production
"MELNIKS SCHMELNICKS"
Starring
Cass, James, Terry and Trent as The Kids from Melnik
Cast
Kellie Lloyd as The Love Interest
Drew Barrymore as The Selling Point
Quentin Tarantino as Instant Cred
Vodka F*****g Pete as Vodka Pete
Kim & Kelley Deal as Patty & Selma Bouvier
Patrick Stewart as Captain Chikky Wikky's™ sidekick, Nugget
William Shatner as the evil Dr McGiblet
Julie Kavanagh as The Piano Tutor
Brett Oaten as The Law Talkin' Guy
with a special appearence[sic] by Jeffrey Graham as Captain Chikky Wikky™
Key Grip- Julie Kavanagh
Filmed on Location at Griffith University Media Complex, Nairobi
Financed by the Shock Film Commission
Filmed in Chikkywikkyvision™
Recorded in Mono (Not Wheelie)
Original Soundtrack available on Shagpile Records
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