1. PIRATE LOVE Originally recorded for Sky Krebs records [who?] over four years ago. This guy was gonna put the best tribute ever, blah..blah... Last we heard the master tape was stolen out of his car. [yeah right]
2. JUST TO GET AWAY We agreed to get this in right away, the release date, after all is already next month. Half a year later we get word it's out. We are lied to a few more times that the copies are in the mail. We figure we'll never see it. [note: we got'em now as this goes to print, thanks]
3. NO MORE HEROES Recorded for Elevator Records, this guy has bullshitted us along for two years now that this would be out in another "month or two" Our feeling is he's about an hours drive away from a punch in the head.
4. AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Dictators! OK now we're cooking. What song do you want us to do? What's that? America? That's not a Dictators song. Huh? It was on a Japanese 45 or in a movie? Can we do something else? Oh well OK we'll do this if it's that important. Well it's been way over a year ago, we've heard nothing about a release date, and out contact has since quit the label. Serves us right I guess.